Strap on and Rock Out!

Dear Dedicated Readers of the award winning Men Who Make Us Gag: will you forgive me for not blogging since August? I have been busy with life and my own dealings with the douche bag mens of the community. I shudder to think of all the men on CL that have gotten away with heir loser ass ways without my hyper focus on them. Thankfully, they are stupid and keep posting. Enjoy!

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I'll never look at my TV remote the same again. His need to clarify that this strap-on is his real one was unnecessary as well as letting the Babes of CL know that his ass can handle 10 inches inside it.

Strap-on Action Im a real man who can take a big 10"

I got a new 10" strap-on and am looking fro a female (married or single) all races welcomed. I can host or travel. I have a private condo and am very discreet. Daytime, night time or weekends.

Pic is my real strap-on.



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The first "sentence" has left me wondering what this hottie is saying. Someone has been burned, me thinks, by a womens who was a mens at some point. But let's see... like water? to drink it? float in it? So a CL Babe can be obese, but not morbidly? Aren't many morbidly obese womens kinda not in the mood to date, especially date this tool? Photo #3... pretty sure his buddies hand is in his mouth. Nice. Klassy.

Looking for fun outgoing girl who likes to Rock Out

Do you like to rock out with you _______ out? (Females only, and females who have been females their whole lives!) Do you like beer pong and jager, but have an education or are in the process of getting one? Do you have a job and goals? If you do, we will get along famously! However mainly what im looking for is a girl who isnt crazy, loves to laugh, likes music, sports (Hockey or racing a plus) not morbidly obese, likes to travel, likes water, and all that good stuff!!! If you want to know about me, hit me up ask away! ____________________________________________________________________

I think he is posting dirty computer messages at his grandma's house. And he summed up his personal ad with his first six words.

i just wanna meet someone worth

im not really good at words how to express my self im kinda shy at first whn mmetin new people
but onse u get to know me im really funny in sum points i have ma own band i play the gitar n also write songs tht kinda me thing tht i have on me im really honest and loyal person
n u can alwyz laid ur head in my shoulder when u have a bad day n ill make sure tht ull leave with an smile ..n when it comes to honestly im here i dont lie or jst tell other stff other thn the true ,most girls says im really swwet n i dont know if they r right i enjoy writin poems drawin im the kinda of guy u can alwyz go for advises or help cus im gona b there for u no mattr wats..uh n im also romantic .bein romantic is sumtin tht i descrive my slef ..

well jst wanna say thank for comin by my profile i really hope to hear from u n i would like to share one of my poems
these words tht come from my heart n my mind they r true i nvr hurt a gilr or cheated cus i know how it feels.. begin hurt i been trough alot of depression im really nice person n sensitive :(
ass i said u can always count on me even ass a friend ...if u need anything im here ill listen n advise u :)really hope to hear from u
well jst hit me up my msn maurironal2002............com
or my aim '
sn is
maurironal17
or to my yahoo
is maurironal2002.............com
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This mens served in Iraq, and for a serious moment... thank you and glad you made it back. Now to your personal ad, Jarob. You writing about yourself the way that you are makes you sound like an idiot and I would highly suggest leaving off the photo of you in the hospital till you get to know your womens better. You are letting it all hang out here..what's the rush? You are only 26 years old, you do have time, you survived Iraq, right?

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Hi there, My name is Jarob I live in this High Crime Buttoned-up Blue
Collar Beltway Vibe City, Dealing With The Sweltering Summers, A Coked
Out Ex Mayor, Taxation Without Representation And I Can't Leave Out
The Eight Years Of A Dumbass Administration. Anyway I call D.C. my
home just like yall. I'm from Illinois, But while I was in Iraq I got
shot up and the Military brought me here to heal up and Walter Reed. I
really just love the area so Ive decided to stay. I grew up in the
country but Love the city, so I reckon I'm kind of a Yuppy Redneck if
that makes sense. I've been in the Army for about 8 Years, they are
workin on Med Retiring me, which sucks but it's time. I was in a long
term relationship but that fell apart back in January, so Ive been
single since then, finally deciding it sucks =-) I've posted on here
once before but mainly only made a couple friends. I'm not really
lookin for more friends =-) I have a myspace loaded with photo's so if
your interested send me your link I'll most likely add you. I'm lookin
for someone that is active, but can still lay around some days. I'm
extremely active, Like ADD active ha ha. I'll spend hours just walkin
around the monuments and city. Ummm I love dogs so If you have a Pup
your a Sho-in =-)I'm sure as shit not a player or anything Jacked up
like that. I'm def a one women type of guy =-) I'm also looking for
someone close to my age 26, I know I'm gettin old but I'm dealin with
it =-)
If your enterested email me and we'll figure something out.
"Jarob" ____________________________________________________________________

Friday fuck-ups.

Although it is highly typical for the mens on CL to not know how to spell, every ad I read was full of errors and idiocity. Coming to the conclusion as I ranted that if you can't spell, you shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Aren't the babes of CL turned off by a man who is an idiot but wants to touch her boobies?

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Babes of CL, I know you might be confused by this personal ad because first he says "attractive girls only" but then wraps this beauty of words up with "only serious girls". Let my help you, you are a woman, not a girl, right Babe of CL? And if you are attractive and serious then I would assume that you wouldn't want this guy who can't spell, punctuate and that photo of him is not promising. I peered at it so close my eyeballs were burning from the computer screen and he's not good looking but rather he looks a bit like satan.

........ATTRACTIVE GIRLS ONLY....... - 29 (downton dc)

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Reply to: pers-807532273@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-08-22, 3:58AM EDT


Are you sweet and fun to be with? do you like to party like crazy and have a romantic dinner at the same time? then me and you match... i like to party like crazy but stay in control never hangout; im looking for some one to have good time with; if you are sponteneous with asense of humor then we really match.. who knows we might have good chemistry..
im in dc tonight and i have booking at an upscale nightclub in K street (no Ceuing no bullshit). my pic is attached so you know who you are hanging out with and i need to see your picture as well
send me an email and ill give you my no and arrange to meet.
who knows we might be good friends or soulmates!!this is not a scam so dont waste my time... only seriuos girls

____________________________________________________________________ Mens, I've said this to you many times, don't be wasted when you post your ad to the babes and womens on CL. When we read your ad our mind takes on a slur all of its own. Are you a catholic? Trying to find a balance from your searching for a babe to sleep with randomly with posting "God is Love"? If you can't spell then you shouldn't be having sex. u wanna go out this weekend - 29 (fairfax) Reply to: pers-807468747@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-08-22, 1:38AM EDT if you like what you see send me a mesage and i will tell you any thing you like to konw pleas includ a picture and basic information about you such as what you looking for age..... ____________________________________________________________________________ I've heard that assholes need loving too, and when you advertise yourself as an asshole and post your photo and write like you do on CL then that also means you are a douche bag. Where do you like to travel to? Wal-Mart in Manassas? I would like to introduce you to something, it's called a period. Now don't be "ew, I don't like it when my womens gets her an ikcy nasty period, yee-fucking-haw" because I am talking about punctuation. I know that is a big word for you, but please return to 6th grade and listen to your teacher this time. . THIS IS IMPORTANT TO READ !!!!! SO CHECK IT OUT - 23 (LEESBURG ASHBURN STERLING) Reply to: pers-807385913@craigslist.org Date: 2008-08-21, 11:37PM EDT HEY LADIES MY NAME IS DANIEL AND IM HERE FOR THE REAL THING LOVE AND A SOULMATE AND IM TIRED OF THE BAR ONLY ONE THING TO FIND THERE BUT ANY WAYS IM LOOKING TO FIND SOMETHING SPECIAL SO PLEASE NO SPAMMERS AND NO MEN ANYWAYS I AM A CARPENTER AND I LIVE IN LEESBURG AND HANG OUT AT KPS AND BUNKERS BUT HERE ARE SOME PICS AND I HOPE YOU LIKE I LIKE TO DO ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING ESPECIALLY IF IT GETS MY ADRENALINE PUMPING I LOVE COOKING AND MOVIES AND TRAVELING IF YOUR INTERESTED HIT ME UP AND THEN WE CAN GO FROM THERE (NO MEN AND NO SPAMMERS) ______________________________________________________________________________ Oh, beauty inside as well! Who knew there was a mens who wanted THAT from us babes? It's not too appealing to read "tired of jus sleepin with women" not only because of the grammar but because he is a whore dog and what good babe of CL wants his dirty dick near her beautiful vagina? Please notice the photo, I am interested in what appears to be a man in a suit standing next to him, just beyond the flash. Had enough - m4w - 28 (dupont) Reply to: pers-807077159@craigslist.org Date: 2008-08-21, 7:09PM EDT tired of jus sleepin with women and wanna find som1 4 a serious realtionship (life partner), im tired of playin around, cos with age comes maturity (don wanna b a playa no more), im in2 all sorts of sports and as u can c im in shape, if u wanna no anythin else, jus ask, im open 2 any race or color, cos i am in2 women in general, and pls hav a nice personality, cos like all the so called hot chicks i no r bitches, so im lookin 4 that inside beauty aswell, and also NO GUYS pls ____________________________________________________________________

Pregnant womens stealing the single woments men!

A much needed few months off- and away from- the sleaze..uh, men.. on CL. But I have returned now from my wonderful slumber, rudely awakened by the sick readership of this blog.

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This is a new one. Does he want to have a sexual relationship with the pregnant woman, nurse on her breasts? eat her baby? What?

any pregnant women alone and seeking - 28 (silver spring)

I am looking for a pregnant woman to be part of her life, go through all the events leading up to birth, more of the chemistry is right,
single white male, good looking, stable and fit.
your pic and a few words about you would be helpful.



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So it has come to this. A man thinking that the first step to flirting is asking a woman what color her panties are. I wonder what he is doing Wednesday evening that a real 'date' can't happen. He's 24 and already on the path of being a douche bag. And, did he take these panties out of his sister's dresser drawer?

Office flirt - 24 (Downtown DC)

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Looking for a little flirting at work today - really makes the day go faster! If we click, maybe a 'real' date later tonight or Thursday after work!

So I'll start...

What color are your panties?



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Yes, that is what a subject line is for anyway, to grab attention, good job. Yes, gays would respond to you because you are gay. What is that hanging on the shower rod? Your man lovers under pants? But thanks for being clear that you are only into a hook up and the older womens of CL will be thrilled that you are ok with them.

MY POSTING IS BETTER THAN THE OTHERS

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Reply to: pers-802355033@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-18, 4:52PM EDT


Please no gays respond. I tried this earlier and they all came out of the woodwork. What is it with you all? Aren't there gay personals?

BTW, the title was just to grab attention.

Anyway..

I am looking for a casual fling with a women. If things click after hooking up (that is what I am mostly looking for right now) then who knows what will happen. I have a thing for older women in their late 30's to 40's. Although, I normally date women my age or within a couple years.

I guess I like all the normal things..Football (go skins), skiing, snowboarding, movies..I'll tell you more if you ask.
Here is a pic. If it sparks your interest then please respond and we will talk more.



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like OMG, mens, you are ugly. I like my mens hot, yo. I don't wanna touch yer bawdy. For real? Come on, does this really attract the babes of CL? Womens, we need more than this.

like OMG, Becky, look at her butt. I LIKE BIG.... - 22 (ya mama don't wear no drawers)

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Reply to: pers-800183482@craigslist.org


Finish this phrase for me. Oh, do you like my bawdy? Do you want to touch it like a nawghty little school girl from Cambridge?



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I've spotted a new trend on CL, aside from the mens call the babes out there "womens" or "woment" and her needing to own a car, mens are now leading up to a date with a predate flirt via AIM. He is a cute little dude, though.

AIM Chat & Quick Date :) - 26 (Alexandria)

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Reply to: pers-799808539@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-16, 5:59PM EDT


stuck in my office right now (yeah I came to work on a beautiful Saturday afternoon) and feeling ... a little uneasy and unsettled and just wanting to have some company in my office or for after work.. so if anyone's interested in meeting up or got an idea of whatever hit me up on AIM. My AIM is smallcooldude123

A corn holer, candy and a philosopher

What does a corn holer, candy and someone abusing an 18th century philosopher have in common? See below and think about title of this blog.

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Looking at his weird backend makes it most difficult to imagine any form of sexy exchange with this mens. It looks like someone is hiding under the bed as well. Why don't people tidy up before taking photos of their corn holers? I sure hope none of my massive fan base was eating when looking at this photo of disastor.

Sexy Email Exchange

Friday is almost here but Thursday is going a bit slow. Want to make it go by faster by exchanging some sexy, erotic emails? I love using my tongue all over a woman's body to please her. '69' with the woman on top is especially hot! Tell me what you enjoy and we'll go from there. Ciao. NO MEN

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Yay! A mens who will let us eat candy from his hairy arm!!

Married and Wanting More

Professional good looking business guy that doesn't get enough at home ! Are you in the same position ? I am clean, D&D free, in shape and knows how to please my lady ! I have been told that I am well equipped and can last ! ME- WM, 165, 5"7, brown Eyes, Brown hair/distinguished look. YOU- 25-50, Any Race, NO SMOKERS, NO BBW, NO GUYS. Lets talk first then start with drinks and see where it goes. Can host during the day. Lets connect, you will not be disappointed! Send me a photo and you will receive mine.

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I wonder which one is Hume. Regardless, what?

have you seen this castle

Where is it? Bonus points if you gave David Hume a lap dance. I did. It was raining (big surprise) and I almost slipped and died. But it was worth it. Hume is Hot.

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Weenie Wednesday

I just needed to say, how is it truly possibly for so many fucking idiots to exist?

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Hola Senor Pija, I would like for you to learn how to spell, just kidding, but seriously, that would be nice.

Hola, I'm a smokin hot man beast.... kinda

hello, I am 5'10, 190, blue eyes, blah blah, theres a pic, I am looking for a woman that likss to go out and eat something nice and have a few drinks, then make some bad decsions.. just kidding, but seriously, it would be nice. Nah, im just looking to meet a really nice and attractive girl to be friends with, then build from there.





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Is the scale that you are wanting the babes of CL to rate you on based on that Hotel for Date Rapists photo? Then you get a 10 for looking like a man who doesn't know how to get a woman without slipping some rohypnol in her cocktail.

P.S. for Alexis: I thought this was Patrick at first....wah hahahaaa

pic rating please

Recently single on 1-10 scale be nice lol!

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Ok, my sweet honeys on the CL man prowl, this lovely dude is nipping at the scotch, but wait...there might be a chance for relationship AFTER you mate...(cold up my spine thinking about mating with him) and doesn't understand that we don't want to look at that pic. He's so selfish.

LOOKING FOR CUTE WHITE GIRLFRIEND WITH BENEFITS LTR IF WE MATE

LETS C WERE THING GO I HAD A NINE MONTH RELATIO0NSHIP THANKS TO CRAIGSLIST AND WELL LETS C WHATS OUT THERE PLEASE BE CUTE,WHITE,UNDER 130 AND HAVE A JOB OR GO TO SCHOOL....SEND PICS TO 2FOUR0 7NINE3 2NINE2NINE

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