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Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday fuck-ups.

Although it is highly typical for the mens on CL to not know how to spell, every ad I read was full of errors and idiocity. Coming to the conclusion as I ranted that if you can't spell, you shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Aren't the babes of CL turned off by a man who is an idiot but wants to touch her boobies?

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Babes of CL, I know you might be confused by this personal ad because first he says "attractive girls only" but then wraps this beauty of words up with "only serious girls". Let my help you, you are a woman, not a girl, right Babe of CL? And if you are attractive and serious then I would assume that you wouldn't want this guy who can't spell, punctuate and that photo of him is not promising. I peered at it so close my eyeballs were burning from the computer screen and he's not good looking but rather he looks a bit like satan.


........ATTRACTIVE GIRLS ONLY....... - 29 (downton dc)


Reply to: pers-807532273@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-08-22, 3:58AM EDT


Are you sweet and fun to be with? do you like to party like crazy and have a romantic dinner at the same time? then me and you match... i like to party like crazy but stay in control never hangout; im looking for some one to have good time with; if you are sponteneous with asense of humor then we really match.. who knows we might have good chemistry..
im in dc tonight and i have booking at an upscale nightclub in K street (no Ceuing no bullshit). my pic is attached so you know who you are hanging out with and i need to see your picture as well
send me an email and ill give you my no and arrange to meet.
who knows we might be good friends or soulmates!!this is not a scam so dont waste my time... only seriuos girls





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Mens, I've said this to you many times, don't be wasted when you post your ad to the babes and womens on CL. When we read your ad our mind takes on a slur all of its own. Are you a catholic? Trying to find a balance from your searching for a babe to sleep with randomly with posting "God is Love"? If you can't spell then you shouldn't be having sex.

u wanna go out this weekend - 29 (fairfax)


Reply to: pers-807468747@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-08-22, 1:38AM EDT


if you like what you see send me a mesage and i will tell you any thing you like to konw pleas includ a picture and basic information about you such as what you looking for age.....




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I've heard that assholes need loving too, and when you advertise yourself as an asshole and post your photo and write like you do on CL then that also means you are a douche bag. Where do you like to travel to? Wal-Mart in Manassas? I would like to introduce you to something, it's called a period. Now don't be "ew, I don't like it when my womens gets her an ikcy nasty period, yee-fucking-haw" because I am talking about punctuation. I know that is a big word for you, but please return to 6th grade and listen to your teacher this time. .

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO READ !!!!! SO CHECK IT OUT - 23 (LEESBURG ASHBURN STERLING)


Reply to: pers-807385913@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-21, 11:37PM EDT


HEY LADIES MY NAME IS DANIEL AND IM HERE FOR THE REAL THING LOVE AND A SOULMATE AND IM TIRED OF THE BAR ONLY ONE THING TO FIND THERE BUT ANY WAYS IM LOOKING TO FIND SOMETHING SPECIAL SO PLEASE NO SPAMMERS AND NO MEN ANYWAYS I AM A CARPENTER AND I LIVE IN LEESBURG AND HANG OUT AT KPS AND BUNKERS BUT HERE ARE SOME PICS AND I HOPE YOU LIKE I LIKE TO DO ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING ESPECIALLY IF IT GETS MY ADRENALINE PUMPING I LOVE COOKING AND MOVIES AND TRAVELING IF YOUR INTERESTED HIT ME UP AND THEN WE CAN GO FROM THERE (NO MEN AND NO SPAMMERS)







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Oh, beauty inside as well! Who knew there was a mens who wanted THAT from us babes? It's not too appealing to read "tired of jus sleepin with women" not only because of the grammar but because he is a whore dog and what good babe of CL wants his dirty dick near her beautiful vagina? Please notice the photo, I am interested in what appears to be a man in a suit standing next to him, just beyond the flash.

Had enough - m4w - 28 (dupont)


Reply to: pers-807077159@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-21, 7:09PM EDT


tired of jus sleepin with women and wanna find som1 4 a serious realtionship (life partner), im tired of playin around, cos with age comes maturity (don wanna b a playa no more), im in2 all sorts of sports and as u can c im in shape, if u wanna no anythin else, jus ask, im open 2 any race or color, cos i am in2 women in general, and pls hav a nice personality, cos like all the so called hot chicks i no r bitches, so im lookin 4 that inside beauty aswell, and also NO GUYS pls

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