1 am Ass Clowns and Douche Bags Mens.

I am sluggish today and my arms are tired from carrying Marie up 18th Street, keeping her from falling and chipping her beautiful teeth and shoving drunk ass mens clowns from her at 1am this morning, so my rants about the douche bags we call mens are brief today.


I see flip flops with socks. Womens of CL, we aren't that lonely, or loney.Whatsssss uuupppppp with those vehicles? I am tagging this one as a drunk ass at 10:30am.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/597339472.html


Dear Douche, I mean Dave:
If you are 190 pounds and are 5'8 you can't show us any proof that you still have the physique of a body builder. Sorry tool. You are not an attractive guy, you are too old to be a party man. What is with you and the paycheck thing? And the academic credentials? Last time I checked, diplomas are not proof of a good catch or a good person. Can you tell I don't like you?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/596985590.html

As I mentioned, I am tired today and don't have time to read his boring shitty ad, but wanted to post this because of his pics. Is he missing an arm pit in that second photo? What's up?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/596789603.html

Ok, Jewish man wanting to slide his Jewish penis into a Jewish vagina has reposted. I don't understand what he thinks is attractive about himself with that deer caught in the headlights photo. He cleaned up his ad though, last time was all about us woments vagina's.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/596692494.html

Shut up with your rant, but I like the bunny.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/596628844.html