Tiny Brained Mens Tuesday

Womens, mens, fans, my apologies for not posting and emailing the juicy tales of the CL mens search for love and sex, but I have been a busy woment with work, life, curling my hair and drinking some beer. Will post more regularly as I know my darlings read this over their coffee.

Woment with VD need not apply, flab will be considered. Get this Jew in your vagina and hang out with Dave, you deserve the best.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/593658287.html

I would have appreciated this much more without so many unfortunates and fortunates. His desperate try at writing is stunted with yet another usage of "woment", why are mens using this to describe the babes, or Apes, of CL? Well, this lithe Princess Ape needs some firewood, so I have to go. Be on the look out for Ape III tale.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/594983716.html

Who the fuck is this mens making demands and assumptions about what us womens should and shouldn't be obsessed with when he can't even spell? His mug shot/deer caught in the headlights pics are so sexxxy, my woments, don't you want to jump him with that thumbs up photo of him in his tux in the hotel room? CL babes, would you really want him as your lover?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/594574707.html

So 2001. Puhleez. http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/593608144.html

Uh-oh. Someone was nipping at the whiskey and ranted about us bitches on CL.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/593355591.html

Oh, yes, yes, I can certainly mock you. Womens, do we care if our mens can spell, articulate themselves in an intelligent manner, proof read their own ad? If not, please respond to this- with just a few words, as I am certain he is only capable of understanding a few.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/593537537.html