Still a sad sack of mens on CL out there

It's been a couple of weeks since I posted, so excuse me if I am confused here... This mans...he says he will send a pic if needed, didn't he post 2 already? And a "clean heart"? Does he mean he doesn't have heart disease? Oh, and don't think I didn't notice that pillow without a pillow case.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/577496244.html

Perplexed. Possibly he forgot his meds? My head almost exploded when scrolling down, down, down through this ad and my eyeballs caught "favorite cereal" and "favorite gum". Please read the last 1/4 of this and it will really sink in why I think he forgot to take his meds. I just need to say it, What the fuck???!!!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/577077567.html

Say what? This is wrong. wrong. wrong. And creepy enough, he looks a little like my neighbor......
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/573736637.html

Is HELL NO an option to circle?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/573519120.html

nice.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/573465300.html

#1 douche bag of the day (although I do like the bit about the braille key board):
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/573384780.html

ah, here we go!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/573374232.html