Dumb-Ass Mens Wednesday

Are you a woman trapped in a man's body? Oh, whoops...that's a whole different story...This boy-mens is creeping me out with his weird boy-mens/girl-womens sex chatter.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/548752679.html

Hello to my older womens looking for a younger mens on CL! Here's someone who you might enjoy the wines with and drawing smiley faces with!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/548910308.html

I first just wanted to post this because whatever he is sitting in front of makes him look like he has a red bow in his hair.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/548887278.html
But then he had to go and list his myspace URL....Here's his myspace page in case you are that bored today (please notice that he has a friend titled "I fart constantly") www.myspace.com/trs_rex

Marriege? If he wants it so bad, he should learn how to spell it. When looking for a womens on CL is it necessary to type in all caps "Not convicted in any crimes"? Also, what does he mean "wants to marry a lovely and simple woman like me"? Is HE a woman, too? Very confusing. I do think he/she wants a cute womens to wipe his ass and feed his ugly mug. (was slightly tempted to email him to get his webpage to see what is so freaking special about him, but believe it or not, I am busy today and will just make the assumption that he is ugly).
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/548898566.html

Us womens clearly get that you mens are white when you post a photo and you don't need to tell us you are white (however, there are times when you mens tan way too much, so we do need clarification in those instances). And, fill out an application for employment? Are you wanting a maid or a partner in life?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/548784665.html

This guy is looking for a womens who is beautiful, sweet and smart. Can you believe it? Although he doesn't expect his womens to own a car or have a Zip Car membership, he does want her to wear big hoopy earrings. Women's, oh womens...do you really want to go back to his place where he has a bare mattress under that germ infected thing he calls a blanket and possibly sit in his fancy white plastic chairs next to his bed?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/548540186.html

Wait! Santa Fe, New Mexico is in the United States?? LOL!!! OMG!! Rule #1: when posting a personal ad on CL, do not wait till you have consumed your 8th jack and coke, Rule #2: Learn how to spell and use punctuation, are you looking for an idiot like yourself? Rule #3: Don't post a photo of yourself looking shit-faced.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/548646470.html

And the big wrap-up of today's CL:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/548740432.html