Desperate Friday

In photo #1, I like that he went to JCrew and bought a new outfit for his loser mirror photo. Regarding photo #2, if you are promoting your 8 inches of fun, move the shampoo bottle in front of the mirror so we can have a better look. Can you please post a mirror photo of your thick tongue? We womens need to see what we are in for.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/551038117.html

This is just one of those postings that makes me really question why these mens put this stuff online and think that a womens will respond.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/551014039.html

Zing!! I almost peed in my panties reading this, it's fantastic. "I have a lick-her license". Damn. That is GOOD.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/550962143.html

I am posting this because I am sick of looking at it all the fucking time. He has posted every single day for the past week that I know of. STOP IT. NO ONE IS INTERESTED. What is with you and your truck?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/550770420.html

This is for all you people who are bored and don't care about indents. WARNING: it might take you an hour to read this.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/550680828.html

Hate. Because you said that you are the white guy in the pic. We womens are not retarded. We see pic, we see ONE guy. We come to the conclusion that it's you. White or black or green, it doesn't matter, because there is ONE guy in the pic and we can tell that you are white.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/550483083.html

I must be going soft because I am posting this to congratulate a mens who actually posts some decent photos. Although the one on the chair with guitar is making my eye twitch a little, and he looks consistently stoned, he isn't being a loser ass mirror guy or a scaredy-cat blurring out his face. And, womens...we do like it when mens are straight to the point, am I right? None of that five pages of "I like, I want, you should be, LOL" bullshit.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/550454671.html