Here's a little Houston mans search for his womens:
He might want to take a few moments between snap shots of his tats to pick the garbage off his floor.
http://houston.craigslist.org
I like his last photo and I like that he wants a babe who doesn't smoke crack, especially if she sold her wheels for the crack. But what the F is up with guys wanting all the womens to have a car? What, oh what, is wrong with the womens having a Zip Car membership?
http://houston.craigslist.org
I want to just caution my womens looking at this posting and thinking that maybe you will send a pic of your pretty feet to him by saying to you a simple "don't".
http://houston.craigslist.org
Here's an example my sustainable seafood friends will appreciate CATCH AND RELEASE. Not only should you look at this posting and immediately forget him, but this guy has caught some big ass fish, probably the only two that were left in the Gulf of Mexico this size. Dumb ass.
http://houston.craigslist.org
A GREAT tan line to go with a great screen name.
http://houston.craigslist.org
Just posting this to prove that mans all over the country refer to a woman as a women. (and how his photo, that was probably taken by a Filipino nurse, looks like Michael Douglas).
http://houston.craigslist.org
In addition to creating a CL list that titles "Holy Shit, This Dude Could Procreate", I am going to create a CL list that titles "Womens With Cars Need Only To Reply". (NOTE: for some crazy reason, the link below keeps pointing back to Michael Douglas Filipino nurse fetish guy and not the link intended. But none the less... there are a lot of mens out there wanting their womens or potential womens to have a car).
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/538582050.html
I don't understand....my Winnie the Pooh married my Hollie Hobbie about 20 years ago....so....Winnie???
http://houston.craigslist.org
1 comment:
Hilarious, Amy! Thanks for getting back on the CL wagon--I missed these!
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