Weman Wednesday

Aren't there some American womens living in Virginia and Southern Maryland who can't speak English and don't know how to drive? Pretty sure there are, but who am I to judge what this mens wants from his womens?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580739530.html

Well dang. What is wrong with us American womens?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580705558.html

He might be retarded, it's hard to know for sure. But I do know one thing, what the fuck is he talking about?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580617830.html

He forgot to mention that he has fire and drums.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580369250.html

Drunk mens from yesterday referring to the babes of CL as WEMANS has reposted, he is a little more clear (wemans, we don't like being called "thick" or a "nice curvy cutie" right?) Did his posting make you throw up a little in your mouth?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580097331.html

Wemans of CL, when you read "I am a male dancer" please hear "I will sick my diseased dingly-dong on you".
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/579602422.html

I think this is the same retard as before since I don't know what the hell he is saying and has used the same photo. And interestingly enough has used the same pic as the "male dancer".
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/579562716.html

#1 mens to make us gag is this loser ass clown.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580776788.html

Tuesday mens in search of womens, wemans and love.

Me thinks it is time for a whole new section on CL, where people in the know about the mens (and womens) out there who are dirty, nasty, puss ridden can air the laundry of the liars.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/579184537.html

I am just posting this to make the eye twitch on my best bud. Hey, I am a good friend, but I like to imagine her face when she clicks on this link. zapow!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/579121042.html

Hey baby, wassup? He is one fine man, and I love the way he just ain't caring about his spellings. Friends with benefits, baby. LOL. LOL!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/578835156.html

I read this with a vision of a very drunk mens typing away with his index finger because his other fingers were holding the shot glass and the other hand holding the bottle. And, ladies...another new one hit wonder: WEMAN!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/578872442.html

Dear Jose: yes, you are wasting your time looking for love on CL. How about match.com? That place sucks a little less than CL, and who do you think you are looking for love at age 25.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/579236196.html

Still a sad sack of mens on CL out there

It's been a couple of weeks since I posted, so excuse me if I am confused here... This mans...he says he will send a pic if needed, didn't he post 2 already? And a "clean heart"? Does he mean he doesn't have heart disease? Oh, and don't think I didn't notice that pillow without a pillow case.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/577496244.html

Perplexed. Possibly he forgot his meds? My head almost exploded when scrolling down, down, down through this ad and my eyeballs caught "favorite cereal" and "favorite gum". Please read the last 1/4 of this and it will really sink in why I think he forgot to take his meds. I just need to say it, What the fuck???!!!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/577077567.html

Say what? This is wrong. wrong. wrong. And creepy enough, he looks a little like my neighbor......
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/573736637.html

Is HELL NO an option to circle?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/573519120.html

nice.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/573465300.html

#1 douche bag of the day (although I do like the bit about the braille key board):
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/573384780.html

ah, here we go!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/573374232.html