Men Who Make Us Gag

Strap on and Rock Out!

2008-12-01T17:06:00.004-05:00

Dear Dedicated Readers of the award winning Men Who Make Us Gag: will you forgive me for not blogging since August? I have been busy with life and my own dealings with the douche bag mens of the community. I shudder to think of all the men on CL that have gotten away with heir loser ass ways without my hyper focus on them. Thankfully, they are stupid and keep posting. Enjoy!

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I'll never look at my TV remote the same again. His need to clarify that this strap-on is his real one was unnecessary as well as letting the Babes of CL know that his ass can handle 10 inches inside it.

Strap-on Action Im a real man who can take a big 10"

I got a new 10" strap-on and am looking fro a female (married or single) all races welcomed. I can host or travel. I have a private condo and am very discreet. Daytime, night time or weekends.

Pic is my real strap-on.

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The first "sentence" has left me wondering what this hottie is saying. Someone has been burned, me thinks, by a womens who was a mens at some point. But let's see... like water? to drink it? float in it? So a CL Babe can be obese, but not morbidly? Aren't many morbidly obese womens kinda not in the mood to date, especially date this tool? Photo #3... pretty sure his buddies hand is in his mouth. Nice. Klassy.

Looking for fun outgoing girl who likes to Rock Out

Do you like to rock out with you _______ out? (Females only, and females who have been females their whole lives!) Do you like beer pong and jager, but have an education or are in the process of getting one? Do you have a job and goals? If you do, we will get along famously! However mainly what im looking for is a girl who isnt crazy, loves to laugh, likes music, sports (Hockey or racing a plus) not morbidly obese, likes to travel, likes water, and all that good stuff!!! If you want to know about me, hit me up ask away!

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I think he is posting dirty computer messages at his grandma's house. And he summed up his personal ad with his first six words.

i just wanna meet someone worth

im not really good at words how to express my self im kinda shy at first whn mmetin new people
but onse u get to know me im really funny in sum points i have ma own band i play the gitar n also write songs tht kinda me thing tht i have on me im really honest and loyal person
n u can alwyz laid ur head in my shoulder when u have a bad day n ill make sure tht ull leave with an smile ..n when it comes to honestly im here i dont lie or jst tell other stff other thn the true ,most girls says im really swwet n i dont know if they r right i enjoy writin poems drawin im the kinda of guy u can alwyz go for advises or help cus im gona b there for u no mattr wats..uh n im also romantic .bein romantic is sumtin tht i descrive my slef ..

well jst wanna say thank for comin by my profile i really hope to hear from u n i would like to share one of my poems
these words tht come from my heart n my mind they r true i nvr hurt a gilr or cheated cus i know how it feels.. begin hurt i been trough alot of depression im really nice person n sensitive :(
ass i said u can always count on me even ass a friend ...if u need anything im here ill listen n advise u :)really hope to hear from u
well jst hit me up my msn maurironal2002............com
or my aim '
sn is
maurironal17
or to my yahoo
is maurironal2002.............com

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This mens served in Iraq, and for a serious moment... thank you and glad you made it back. Now to your personal ad, Jarob. You writing about yourself the way that you are makes you sound like an idiot and I would highly suggest leaving off the photo of you in the hospital till you get to know your womens better. You are letting it all hang out here..what's the rush? You are only 26 years old, you do have time, you survived Iraq, right?

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Hi there, My name is Jarob I live in this High Crime Buttoned-up Blue
Collar Beltway Vibe City, Dealing With The Sweltering Summers, A Coked
Out Ex Mayor, Taxation Without Representation And I Can't Leave Out
The Eight Years Of A Dumbass Administration. Anyway I call D.C. my
home just like yall. I'm from Illinois, But while I was in Iraq I got
shot up and the Military brought me here to heal up and Walter Reed. I
really just love the area so Ive decided to stay. I grew up in the
country but Love the city, so I reckon I'm kind of a Yuppy Redneck if
that makes sense. I've been in the Army for about 8 Years, they are
workin on Med Retiring me, which sucks but it's time. I was in a long
term relationship but that fell apart back in January, so Ive been
single since then, finally deciding it sucks =-) I've posted on here
once before but mainly only made a couple friends. I'm not really
lookin for more friends =-) I have a myspace loaded with photo's so if
your interested send me your link I'll most likely add you. I'm lookin
for someone that is active, but can still lay around some days. I'm
extremely active, Like ADD active ha ha. I'll spend hours just walkin
around the monuments and city. Ummm I love dogs so If you have a Pup
your a Sho-in =-)I'm sure as shit not a player or anything Jacked up
like that. I'm def a one women type of guy =-) I'm also looking for
someone close to my age 26, I know I'm gettin old but I'm dealin with
it =-)
If your enterested email me and we'll figure something out.
"Jarob"

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Friday fuck-ups.

2008-08-22T15:14:00.016-04:00

Although it is highly typical for the mens on CL to not know how to spell, every ad I read was full of errors and idiocity. Coming to the conclusion as I ranted that if you can't spell, you shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Aren't the babes of CL turned off by a man who is an idiot but wants to touch her boobies?

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Babes of CL, I know you might be confused by this personal ad because first he says "attractive girls only" but then wraps this beauty of words up with "only serious girls". Let my help you, you are a woman, not a girl, right Babe of CL? And if you are attractive and serious then I would assume that you wouldn't want this guy who can't spell, punctuate and that photo of him is not promising. I peered at it so close my eyeballs were burning from the computer screen and he's not good looking but rather he looks a bit like satan.

........ATTRACTIVE GIRLS ONLY....... - 29 (downton dc)

Reply to: pers-807532273@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-08-22, 3:58AM EDT

Are you sweet and fun to be with? do you like to party like crazy and have a romantic dinner at the same time? then me and you match... i like to party like crazy but stay in control never hangout; im looking for some one to have good time with; if you are sponteneous with asense of humor then we really match.. who knows we might have good chemistry..
im in dc tonight and i have booking at an upscale nightclub in K street (no Ceuing no bullshit). my pic is attached so you know who you are hanging out with and i need to see your picture as well
send me an email and ill give you my no and arrange to meet.
who knows we might be good friends or soulmates!!this is not a scam so dont waste my time... only seriuos girls

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Mens, I've said this to you many times, don't be wasted when you post your ad to the babes and womens on CL. When we read your ad our mind takes on a slur all of its own. Are you a catholic? Trying to find a balance from your searching for a babe to sleep with randomly with posting "God is Love"? If you can't spell then you shouldn't be having sex.

u wanna go out this weekend - 29 (fairfax)

Reply to: pers-807468747@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-08-22, 1:38AM EDT

if you like what you see send me a mesage and i will tell you any thing you like to konw pleas includ a picture and basic information about you such as what you looking for age.....

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I've heard that assholes need loving too, and when you advertise yourself as an asshole and post your photo and write like you do on CL then that also means you are a douche bag. Where do you like to travel to? Wal-Mart in Manassas? I would like to introduce you to something, it's called a period. Now don't be "ew, I don't like it when my womens gets her an ikcy nasty period, yee-fucking-haw" because I am talking about punctuation. I know that is a big word for you, but please return to 6th grade and listen to your teacher this time. .

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO READ !!!!! SO CHECK IT OUT - 23 (LEESBURG ASHBURN STERLING)

Reply to: pers-807385913@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-21, 11:37PM EDT

HEY LADIES MY NAME IS DANIEL AND IM HERE FOR THE REAL THING LOVE AND A SOULMATE AND IM TIRED OF THE BAR ONLY ONE THING TO FIND THERE BUT ANY WAYS IM LOOKING TO FIND SOMETHING SPECIAL SO PLEASE NO SPAMMERS AND NO MEN ANYWAYS I AM A CARPENTER AND I LIVE IN LEESBURG AND HANG OUT AT KPS AND BUNKERS BUT HERE ARE SOME PICS AND I HOPE YOU LIKE I LIKE TO DO ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING ESPECIALLY IF IT GETS MY ADRENALINE PUMPING I LOVE COOKING AND MOVIES AND TRAVELING IF YOUR INTERESTED HIT ME UP AND THEN WE CAN GO FROM THERE (NO MEN AND NO SPAMMERS)

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Oh, beauty inside as well! Who knew there was a mens who wanted THAT from us babes? It's not too appealing to read "tired of jus sleepin with women" not only because of the grammar but because he is a whore dog and what good babe of CL wants his dirty dick near her beautiful vagina? Please notice the photo, I am interested in what appears to be a man in a suit standing next to him, just beyond the flash.

Had enough - m4w - 28 (dupont)

Reply to: pers-807077159@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-21, 7:09PM EDT

tired of jus sleepin with women and wanna find som1 4 a serious realtionship (life partner), im tired of playin around, cos with age comes maturity (don wanna b a playa no more), im in2 all sorts of sports and as u can c im in shape, if u wanna no anythin else, jus ask, im open 2 any race or color, cos i am in2 women in general, and pls hav a nice personality, cos like all the so called hot chicks i no r bitches, so im lookin 4 that inside beauty aswell, and also NO GUYS pls

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Pregnant womens stealing the single woments men!

2008-08-19T15:23:00.009-04:00

A much needed few months off- and away from- the sleaze..uh, men.. on CL. But I have returned now from my wonderful slumber, rudely awakened by the sick readership of this blog.

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This is a new one. Does he want to have a sexual relationship with the pregnant woman, nurse on her breasts? eat her baby? What?

any pregnant women alone and seeking - 28 (silver spring)

I am looking for a pregnant woman to be part of her life, go through all the events leading up to birth, more of the chemistry is right,
single white male, good looking, stable and fit.
your pic and a few words about you would be helpful.

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So it has come to this. A man thinking that the first step to flirting is asking a woman what color her panties are. I wonder what he is doing Wednesday evening that a real 'date' can't happen. He's 24 and already on the path of being a douche bag. And, did he take these panties out of his sister's dresser drawer?

Office flirt - 24 (Downtown DC)

Looking for a little flirting at work today - really makes the day go faster! If we click, maybe a 'real' date later tonight or Thursday after work!

So I'll start...

What color are your panties?

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Yes, that is what a subject line is for anyway, to grab attention, good job. Yes, gays would respond to you because you are gay. What is that hanging on the shower rod? Your man lovers under pants? But thanks for being clear that you are only into a hook up and the older womens of CL will be thrilled that you are ok with them.

MY POSTING IS BETTER THAN THE OTHERS

Reply to: pers-802355033@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-18, 4:52PM EDT

Please no gays respond. I tried this earlier and they all came out of the woodwork. What is it with you all? Aren't there gay personals?

BTW, the title was just to grab attention.

Anyway..

I am looking for a casual fling with a women. If things click after hooking up (that is what I am mostly looking for right now) then who knows what will happen. I have a thing for older women in their late 30's to 40's. Although, I normally date women my age or within a couple years.

I guess I like all the normal things..Football (go skins), skiing, snowboarding, movies..I'll tell you more if you ask.
Here is a pic. If it sparks your interest then please respond and we will talk more.

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like OMG, mens, you are ugly. I like my mens hot, yo. I don't wanna touch yer bawdy. For real? Come on, does this really attract the babes of CL? Womens, we need more than this.

like OMG, Becky, look at her butt. I LIKE BIG.... - 22 (ya mama don't wear no drawers)

Reply to: pers-800183482@craigslist.org

Finish this phrase for me. Oh, do you like my bawdy? Do you want to touch it like a nawghty little school girl from Cambridge?

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I've spotted a new trend on CL, aside from the mens call the babes out there "womens" or "woment" and her needing to own a car, mens are now leading up to a date with a predate flirt via AIM. He is a cute little dude, though.

AIM Chat & Quick Date :) - 26 (Alexandria)

Reply to: pers-799808539@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-16, 5:59PM EDT

stuck in my office right now (yeah I came to work on a beautiful Saturday afternoon) and feeling ... a little uneasy and unsettled and just wanting to have some company in my office or for after work.. so if anyone's interested in meeting up or got an idea of whatever hit me up on AIM. My AIM is smallcooldude123

A corn holer, candy and a philosopher

2008-05-15T14:52:00.008-04:00

What does a corn holer, candy and someone abusing an 18th century philosopher have in common? See below and think about title of this blog.

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Looking at his weird backend makes it most difficult to imagine any form of sexy exchange with this mens. It looks like someone is hiding under the bed as well. Why don't people tidy up before taking photos of their corn holers? I sure hope none of my massive fan base was eating when looking at this photo of disastor.

Sexy Email Exchange

Friday is almost here but Thursday is going a bit slow. Want to make it go by faster by exchanging some sexy, erotic emails? I love using my tongue all over a woman's body to please her. '69' with the woman on top is especially hot! Tell me what you enjoy and we'll go from there. Ciao. NO MEN

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Yay! A mens who will let us eat candy from his hairy arm!!

Married and Wanting More

Professional good looking business guy that doesn't get enough at home ! Are you in the same position ? I am clean, D&D free, in shape and knows how to please my lady ! I have been told that I am well equipped and can last ! ME- WM, 165, 5"7, brown Eyes, Brown hair/distinguished look. YOU- 25-50, Any Race, NO SMOKERS, NO BBW, NO GUYS. Lets talk first then start with drinks and see where it goes. Can host during the day. Lets connect, you will not be disappointed! Send me a photo and you will receive mine.

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I wonder which one is Hume. Regardless, what?

have you seen this castle

Where is it? Bonus points if you gave David Hume a lap dance. I did. It was raining (big surprise) and I almost slipped and died. But it was worth it. Hume is Hot.

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Weenie Wednesday

2008-05-14T13:05:00.006-04:00

I just needed to say, how is it truly possibly for so many fucking idiots to exist?

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Hola Senor Pija, I would like for you to learn how to spell, just kidding, but seriously, that would be nice.

Hola, I'm a smokin hot man beast.... kinda

hello, I am 5'10, 190, blue eyes, blah blah, theres a pic, I am looking for a woman that likss to go out and eat something nice and have a few drinks, then make some bad decsions.. just kidding, but seriously, it would be nice. Nah, im just looking to meet a really nice and attractive girl to be friends with, then build from there.

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Is the scale that you are wanting the babes of CL to rate you on based on that Hotel for Date Rapists photo? Then you get a 10 for looking like a man who doesn't know how to get a woman without slipping some rohypnol in her cocktail.

P.S. for Alexis: I thought this was Patrick at first....wah hahahaaa

pic rating please

Recently single on 1-10 scale be nice lol!

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Ok, my sweet honeys on the CL man prowl, this lovely dude is nipping at the scotch, but wait...there might be a chance for relationship AFTER you mate...(cold up my spine thinking about mating with him) and doesn't understand that we don't want to look at that pic. He's so selfish.

LOOKING FOR CUTE WHITE GIRLFRIEND WITH BENEFITS LTR IF WE MATE

LETS C WERE THING GO I HAD A NINE MONTH RELATIO0NSHIP THANKS TO CRAIGSLIST AND WELL LETS C WHATS OUT THERE PLEASE BE CUTE,WHITE,UNDER 130 AND HAVE A JOB OR GO TO SCHOOL....SEND PICS TO 2FOUR0 7NINE3 2NINE2NINE

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It's a Dear John Asshole Monday

2008-05-12T14:39:00.009-04:00

Monday, oh Monday.... how I am amazed by your ability to produce the dirt of the douche's so beautifully. The mens must have had a rough weekend alone and staring at their ugly naked bodies in the mirror with their cameras. Oh, Monday, Monday..... how you bring such pain to the good womens of the world.

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Let's see, if he attends "Douche Bag University" part-time - THAT I would believe. But knowing how to drive and work full-time, hell no...there's no way he's smart enough for either one.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!Looking For Wifey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im lookin a female who has something going for her self , a job, car, own place fun to be with likes to go out spend money and who is LOYAL. You have to be LOYAL. About me Im doing good for myself i work full-time school part-time drive and will never cheat!!!!

If you are MRS RIGHT you can last leave a picture and your number and i will get back to you

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Dear Scary Man: are you trying to push the gay out of your body? Please just go ahead and post on the men seeking men site. And so you know.... something about your tone makes you appear to have killed and eaten a child. When you use all caps, it makes the womens here a tad nervous.

CAN WE MAKE A SHADOW IN THE SUN SET

can we make a lasting memory..... together? fun,spontaneous,outgoing,honest,sincere,trustworthy,affectionate,and a true cuddle bug and love to make the most out of every moment with a special lady..looking for long term..this is the pic of the sunset where our first kiss would take place......if you was willing to meet a non judgemental,affectionate caring guy....im 5 ft 9..brown hair,babyblues.185,gotee and mustache..d/d free//i really love to hold hands..the sky is no longer the limit..if you use yahoo messenger..lets talk...kisses till then.....yes i take a lot of sunset pics on the bay..........join me.....I DO WHAT I SAY AND SAY WHAT I DO..GUARANTEED I WILL LIVE UP TO EVERYTHING IVE POSTED...LETS FIND OUT

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Dear meat eating soy milk drinking idiot: I am posting you on the award winning "Men Who Make Us Gag" because who are you? I don't think you know and you annoyed me with all your chitter chatter about liking this and blah blah blah and made me curious all over my tingly brain with your "I don't go out alone because I have few safety requirements". What? You get a 1/4 star for posting a fantastic pic. Now please do everyone a favor and never post again. Oh, and how about if you get some new friends who like to hike and how you dress? Figure it out already.

Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

I'm in Augusta ME on a two week work trip. I don't think there's going to be much to do around here so now seemed like a good time to do this. I tried about 6 months ago and all I ended up doing was deleting e-mails from men. Sadly I had more responses from them than women.

So I'll start with the history of me. Band guy in school. Now I play a little guitar here and there. I've barely touched my xbox 360 in a long while but I enjoy it when my friends are on. I started reading The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle and will probably read it quickly. At least faster than my last book, 1491. I like to drink and maintain a buzz that doesn't allow me to drive. I don't like getting drunk. I don't smoke anything. My degree is in Geology and I work in HR for the gov. I'm non religious and a liberal. I love the recent line of comedy movies that are out. I'm fairly well versed in movies. Big fan of shows like Futurama, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, and some old BBC. I think my humor reflects that. And music; an amalgamation of rock, punk, emo, new wave, oldies, 80's.

I like to hike but my friends don't. I never go out alone because I have a few safety requirements. I'm not a vegetarian but love soy milk and sometimes cook with tofu. I try to be old fashioned in the good way. I think I do well when it comes to fashion but my friends disagree.

I'm not necessarily looking for a clone or doppelganger. Someone who has similiar ideals would be appreciated.

It's hard to find a good picture because I tend to do strange things in them.

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Basically, #1 Douche of the week and it's only Monday, I think you aren't clearly communicating with her. Obviously if you tell her it's not working and then you are out in a bar with her hitting on other women in front of her...it's you. Why continue seeing her and having sex with her after you tell her it's not working? Sounds like you've spent a lot of time with her to know so much about her, so before you go on about her drunk ways, let's take a look at your loser ass and please tell me what CL babe would want to be in your presence- let alone have your dick in her vagina after you so beautifully enthralled us with it being on the fat flaps of her scamper?

Advice for Breakup and New Woman

I need a way to say the following items but in a way that she will understand:

1. Your intelligence is on par with the domestic ass and you think you are the smartest woman on earth.

2. Wear clothes that fit you. Come on, you can't fit your size 14 body into Ann Taylor Size 8.

3. When you are sleeping you saw logs so loudly that my neighbor complained to me about it.

4. Get out and exercise you lazy cow. You have an excuse to always avoid the gym or even simple walking at night.

5. The only thing we have in common is that we enjoy being intoxicated on Friday night.

6. Why can't you get the point when I told you that the only reason I asked you out in the first place was because I already had four shots of tequila and you hid your body well under clothes.

7. You cough so loudly my floor shakes when you do it... Are you going to cough up some unknown life form out of that lung? Is that why you are shaped like a damn watermelon?

8. I stopped calling you. I stopped coming over to your place. Why can you not take this as a hint?

9. Sex is horrible with you. I definitely wouldn't of hit that if I was sober at the time. There are fat flaps around your scamper. You have to make the Moses parting the red sea movement to move this camel-toe-esque fat lobs out of the way to get the job done.

10. You cannot get the hint when I say this isn't working you keep calling and showing up. What the hell is wrong with you???

11. I have hit on other girls in front of you... Ones that are actually attractive and you still cling to me - yet state over and over that you possess high self-esteem.

12. Oh yeah, one last thing, why do you think it's acceptable to go the bar every night when you have a child at home? Don't get me wrong I love going on the weekends, maybe one night in the week occasionally (If I had a bad day at work), but every goddamn night? Are you seriously trying to be a freakin’ drunk???

Anyone have advice on communicating these views to this girl so that she will comprehend them please for the love of peace please tell me how to pound this into her oversized head!!! Also, if you know of a good woman who wants a good man and finds the above a little amusing, please email.

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Friday's are for Corn Holers

2008-05-09T15:00:00.009-04:00

That rat is back. Blaring out it's microphone, disturbing my thoughts, making the CL posts even that more irrating and wow have they been boring. Apparently all the real douche bag mens found some CL babes to dry hump. And if you are interested in some corn holer games... www.hillbillygames.com/how.shtml

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You can't control the nipple twisting babes of CL, so you shut the hell up.

Nipple shockers

If you read enough of these ads (god knows I have) you may come to realize that most people fit into the vanilla flavor of lifestyle. Oh but I'm unique,and cultured, I'm a worldly traveler.... Shut the hell up, your not special. Honestly, I'm not that special either, I breathe the same air as everybody else. But I live my life with more fun and enthusiasim than most. A risk taker, but more than just that, someone who appreciates the beauty of a moment. I don't need a girl to feel fulfilled in my life, but I would like to share the experience with someone. So to recap I'm not looking for the ho-hum "I like going out but also like to cuddle up on the couch with a good movie next to someone special" loser, That been said, I'm also not looking for the polar opposite pshyco that wants to electrify my nipples during sex. Maybe something in between. lol. In exchange for good conversation and a sunny disposition I'll offer dancing, drinks, and a few adventures, funny stories that make you laugh til your ribs hurt, and good cooking. Have pix, but not for your collection.

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Me and My Amazing Ass reposted.... I refuse to relist his rant about how sexy his corn holer is...if your curious, see Tuesday's post. However, I am posting the newst pic of said asshole.

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The creative writing is genius. What makes us woment stop with our pie preparing for your big suagage fest is the photo. "Drunk Drive" "Beware of the Dog".

want to eat

tasty big sausage looking for some pie to eat.

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Wow. Wow. My mind had been blown!! Blown!! A Sybian!

It's a Rainy Friday night. Try out my Sybian

It's a rainy Friday and I'm staying home for a change. I have a new Sybian that you can come here to use or I'll come to you, or even still, meet somewhere neutral that you feel comfortable with. This new sybian comes with removable attachements, still factory sealed. I get to watch. Me: 6'8" tall, good shape, white male attractive and sane.

Hairy Scary Atlanta Thursday!

2008-05-07T17:13:00.009-04:00

Today's blog is pulling from the CL studs-n-scumbags of the Atlanta area. Dedicated to the lovely Jaime who can string together the most eloquent of profanity and sent this link to me today:

http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx?storyid=115477

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This stud of all studs in Atlanta picked at my heart strings and beer drinking ways.I did have a hard time imagining a little cuddle time with him.

Get ya motor running!

Whats up? Well I figure, what the hell, might as well give it a whirl. I am 54, divorced,love the out of doors, hopeless romantic, guitar pickin,beer drinkin, cigarette smokin,dry witted, cuddling kinda guy! IF YOU LIKE THOSE CHARACTERISTICS, GIMME A SHOUT! But if you are 5' 250lbs or have 13 younguns, keep looking, prefer single women with no kids, mine are grown and I am not raising yours!

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Dear The Shit:

1. When you call your penis your "member" it makes me a little nervous.
2. Sure, not interested in a jack off buddy... What?
3. And let you jack off to my pic? you have funny rules.

Looking for someone worth a shit

1) I'm not going to send you a pic of my member

2) I don't want a jack off buddy

3) Please respond with a pic

Hi, I'm 28,single and looking for a mature girl. I'm looking for someone that I can hold a conversation with. Needs to be fun, athletic, laid back and have etiquette. I enjoy just about anything except being in the company of douche bags. I'm professional and very domesticated for a guy. I can be romantic and I'm always down for something spontaneous. One of the biggest things for me is honesty and being authentic. Everyone has problems, issues and can be difficult. You have to come to terms with that and be willing to own up, except someone for who they are and compromise. If this sounds good, you know the drill. Pic please and I know mines vain. Oh yeah, I probably don't suck as bad as your last boyfriend.

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I've had a headache all day and am disappointed to not have anything better to come up with other than, what the fuck?

IF YOU ARE SUPER-HAIRY AND DON'T SHAVE - YOU CAN BE RICH

If you are a woman with a breathtaking amount of body hair and proud of it (or at least not ashamed), you can be living a life of luxury beyond your wildest dreams. Serious replies only please.

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Tuesday is for the horny mens.

2008-05-06T13:27:00.014-04:00

Dear Readers:
Two months since I last posted the sexy and daring mens rants and search for the babes of CL. Enjoy.

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I was especially pleased to see this posting... after reading a few too many dull ones today, I came across this green goblin whose dick surely trembles with delight at the sight of a smurf.

Irish Leprechaun Lookin' For Love In All The Wrong Places

c'mon... on craigslist? yeah that's what i mean by "wrong places" but a friend of mine suggested this place (yeah that's what they all say blah blah blah) so i figured, FUCK IT... i don't know what i'm looking for as far as women are concerned... i'm not really looking for anything... except truth... i'd like to experience things that raise my consciousness level... hard to attract girls with honesty, trust, respect and integrity in this media. MAYBE there's ONE girl. maybe one. out there somewhere. because, basically, i like the feeling of connecting with someone, and i like when my balls tingle and my dick gets hard. it energizes me. ?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/668579215.html

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Ah, thank you Jesus... there are still mens out there with not just brains, but are asses, I mean have a great ass.

Me and My Amazing Ass

It's helped me meet women, it's an icebreaker at parties and too often I catch women I'm talking to looking at it when they should be looking in my eyes. I mean there are other parts of me- my strong arms, shoulder, great smile, beautiful eyes and not least, my brain. I mean can't a guy that's smart, funny, sweet and educated be more than just an incredible ass? It's ok if you want to look, I'll probably even show you but you're not dating my ass, you're dating me. The ass is only part of the package.Female versions of me (women with amazing asses) are encouraged to reply. Just be forewarned that mine will probably put yours to shame. I'm sure you're more than your ass though.

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This caption says it all ... and I think he really means it. My sweet innocent mind is wondering if that is a wedding band... and are those Tommy underpants... sweet...that's fine, as long as he has some sexy underwear on, who cares about the wedding band, especially when he signs off with some kisses, what a sweetie.

super horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey girls been honest i am looking for fun dont get it wrong i just have human needs...... and looking for the miss rigth as well but just time will decide it iam single living in ashburn if u live near by and want to have fun let me know iam off tuesday and wedenesday.. hope to hear from u ...xx 

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Girls or women are wanted.... not interested in... but wanted. I am curious about the girl part. Is it age 12 or older? Does he think that once a girl gets her period that makes her a womens? If you can only operate a microwave, do not cut out this ad.

XXXXX wanted XXXXX

Wanted nice girl or woman for fun loving man who is willing to commit to a long term relationship. Must be open to possibility of having a child if decided upon between us or if it just happens by accident. Must love to camp out and have good times together on spur of the moment decisions. also must love family functions cause i have a large family and we have lots of comedians amongst us and pranksters. Goofiness is a must but also have the serious side also. No cheaters please and only women with morales and good cooking skills need reply.

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Friday Snooze

2008-03-07T13:15:00.003-05:00

Today's posts are boring and I am crazy busy. Just one loser and one who needs to open his eyes and I need to close mine.

I was a lover of the apple pie and this mens just made me associate a douche bag with it, it's ruined now. Fourth of July will never be the same for me again. I will say this for the 322nd time, mens, do not write LOL, I know that you already look and sound pathetic, but it is like nails down a chalk board, it's about me and my comfort when reading your desperate pleas for a CL babe. (PS I don't like the picture, where are you?)
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/598343383.html

Whoa. I don't like having a visual of this guy masturbating in his office, well anywhere for that matter, and I need to believe that he is not actually masturbating in his wallet. Norma Jean....hello? Change your phone number, change your email address. How does this mens know when Norma Jeans man is out of town? Angry mens who wrote this, you might want to take a second look at Norma Jean in all of this as well. Poor Deb.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/597195888.html

1 am Ass Clowns and Douche Bags Mens.

2008-03-06T11:54:00.004-05:00

I am sluggish today and my arms are tired from carrying Marie up 18th Street, keeping her from falling and chipping her beautiful teeth and shoving drunk ass mens clowns from her at 1am this morning, so my rants about the douche bags we call mens are brief today.

I see flip flops with socks. Womens of CL, we aren't that lonely, or loney.Whatsssss uuupppppp with those vehicles? I am tagging this one as a drunk ass at 10:30am.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/597339472.html

Dear Douche, I mean Dave:
If you are 190 pounds and are 5'8 you can't show us any proof that you still have the physique of a body builder. Sorry tool. You are not an attractive guy, you are too old to be a party man. What is with you and the paycheck thing? And the academic credentials? Last time I checked, diplomas are not proof of a good catch or a good person. Can you tell I don't like you?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/596985590.html

As I mentioned, I am tired today and don't have time to read his boring shitty ad, but wanted to post this because of his pics. Is he missing an arm pit in that second photo? What's up?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/596789603.html

Ok, Jewish man wanting to slide his Jewish penis into a Jewish vagina has reposted. I don't understand what he thinks is attractive about himself with that deer caught in the headlights photo. He cleaned up his ad though, last time was all about us woments vagina's.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/596692494.html

Shut up with your rant, but I like the bunny.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/596628844.html

Rats, tigers, and whores, Oh My!

2008-03-05T11:15:00.003-05:00

It's difficult to focus on my mens on CL when there is a truck with a large air filled rubber rat on top of it with a blow horn shouting out all the wrongs that Jury's Hotel is into. Shut-up large rat, shut-up!

Dear Drunk Whore Babes of CL: Skip this one and go on to the next ad which will surely be up your drunk ways alley. Don't let me fool you, I am curious about the arm chair covers on his legs, but more interested in what appears to be a trash bag covering a majority of the fireplace. It's a wonderful thing to finally find a mens who is ok with our zits and ugly ways and will still hold our hand in public in a very manly way. I got sucked into his ad with his headline, makes me want to create one of my rap-rants that only sounds good to my best friend and me.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/596070547.html

A personal ad who is not only posting in the most annoying font and spacing and writing style, but is plugging Obama. I seriously question his professional success when he writes like this, unless he is drunk, then I will make an exception. But maybe I am going all softy on this mens and his quest for a race not important CL babe for him to pamper with no regrets and sharing with the woments that he is tall and athletic with no gut and a heterosexual male, isn't he on the mens iso woments page? Go get him, babes!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/595846718.html

Dear Hippie Haired Stephen King look alike,

No, I did not guess that you were an aspiring writer, what did you say in your first paragraph that alluded to this? I read your ad because I am 5'9 and thin and a dork, and holy shit, I am wearing a black skirt right now, it must be love. Why would you decide on your hair length based on a CL babes desire for it to be long or short? I am curious if your overnight retail job is at the Springfield Wal-Mart? Best of luck in your search for your tall skinny woment, I have to pass based on so many reasons.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/595626478.html

I want to go!! But not with you. sorry. I learned from my experience with the David Sedaris fiasco. shivvver. (and added this just to plug Jose Gonzalez as he is indeed fantastic).
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/595584164.html

I don't want to chill in your krib, but in your bathroom. My mind is going all kinds of crazy with that tiger skin on the bathroom wall, and you know I worked out the sign that is in the back ground in the mirror. Oh yes and what the fuck?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/595578576.html

Tiny Brained Mens Tuesday

2008-03-04T11:02:00.005-05:00

Womens, mens, fans, my apologies for not posting and emailing the juicy tales of the CL mens search for love and sex, but I have been a busy woment with work, life, curling my hair and drinking some beer. Will post more regularly as I know my darlings read this over their coffee.

Woment with VD need not apply, flab will be considered. Get this Jew in your vagina and hang out with Dave, you deserve the best.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/593658287.html

I would have appreciated this much more without so many unfortunates and fortunates. His desperate try at writing is stunted with yet another usage of "woment", why are mens using this to describe the babes, or Apes, of CL? Well, this lithe Princess Ape needs some firewood, so I have to go. Be on the look out for Ape III tale.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/594983716.html

Who the fuck is this mens making demands and assumptions about what us womens should and shouldn't be obsessed with when he can't even spell? His mug shot/deer caught in the headlights pics are so sexxxy, my woments, don't you want to jump him with that thumbs up photo of him in his tux in the hotel room? CL babes, would you really want him as your lover?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/594574707.html

So 2001. Puhleez. http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/593608144.html

Uh-oh. Someone was nipping at the whiskey and ranted about us bitches on CL.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/593355591.html

Oh, yes, yes, I can certainly mock you. Womens, do we care if our mens can spell, articulate themselves in an intelligent manner, proof read their own ad? If not, please respond to this- with just a few words, as I am certain he is only capable of understanding a few.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/593537537.html

Weman Wednesday

2008-02-20T15:28:00.000-05:00

Aren't there some American womens living in Virginia and Southern Maryland who can't speak English and don't know how to drive? Pretty sure there are, but who am I to judge what this mens wants from his womens?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580739530.html

Well dang. What is wrong with us American womens?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580705558.html

He might be retarded, it's hard to know for sure. But I do know one thing, what the fuck is he talking about?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580617830.html

He forgot to mention that he has fire and drums.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580369250.html

Drunk mens from yesterday referring to the babes of CL as WEMANS has reposted, he is a little more clear (wemans, we don't like being called "thick" or a "nice curvy cutie" right?) Did his posting make you throw up a little in your mouth?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580097331.html

Wemans of CL, when you read "I am a male dancer" please hear "I will sick my diseased dingly-dong on you".
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/579602422.html

I think this is the same retard as before since I don't know what the hell he is saying and has used the same photo. And interestingly enough has used the same pic as the "male dancer".
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/579562716.html

#1 mens to make us gag is this loser ass clown.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/580776788.html

Tuesday mens in search of womens, wemans and love.

2008-02-19T11:51:00.001-05:00

Me thinks it is time for a whole new section on CL, where people in the know about the mens (and womens) out there who are dirty, nasty, puss ridden can air the laundry of the liars.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/579184537.html

I am just posting this to make the eye twitch on my best bud. Hey, I am a good friend, but I like to imagine her face when she clicks on this link. zapow!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/579121042.html

Hey baby, wassup? He is one fine man, and I love the way he just ain't caring about his spellings. Friends with benefits, baby. LOL. LOL!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/578835156.html

I read this with a vision of a very drunk mens typing away with his index finger because his other fingers were holding the shot glass and the other hand holding the bottle. And, ladies...another new one hit wonder: WEMAN!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/578872442.html

Dear Jose: yes, you are wasting your time looking for love on CL. How about match.com? That place sucks a little less than CL, and who do you think you are looking for love at age 25.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/579236196.html

Still a sad sack of mens on CL out there

2008-02-18T16:08:00.001-05:00

It's been a couple of weeks since I posted, so excuse me if I am confused here... This mans...he says he will send a pic if needed, didn't he post 2 already? And a "clean heart"? Does he mean he doesn't have heart disease? Oh, and don't think I didn't notice that pillow without a pillow case.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/577496244.html

Perplexed. Possibly he forgot his meds? My head almost exploded when scrolling down, down, down through this ad and my eyeballs caught "favorite cereal" and "favorite gum". Please read the last 1/4 of this and it will really sink in why I think he forgot to take his meds. I just need to say it, What the fuck???!!!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/577077567.html

Say what? This is wrong. wrong. wrong. And creepy enough, he looks a little like my neighbor......
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/573736637.html

Is HELL NO an option to circle?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/573519120.html

nice.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/573465300.html

#1 douche bag of the day (although I do like the bit about the braille key board):
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/573384780.html

ah, here we go!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/573374232.html

Tool Tuesday

2008-01-29T14:12:00.000-05:00

Definitely split personality. This mens should have left out the "disabled mind" as well as "can I be human" it really makes us womens and woment to feel concerned about our safety should we decide to date this mens. What is he when he feels he isn't human? What happened to his mind to make it disabled? One head shot was plenty.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/555730206.html

This is added mainly for the photos, oh and all the talk about horse lovers and poo.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/555576002.html

There is a bar called "The Green Street" located in Crawfordsville, IN. Go there. Now. She's there. And leave us alone.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/555464203.html

Looking for a hottie under 150 pounds. Does height matter in that equation? Why doesn't he just go to a strip club? In fact, why don't all these mens just go to a strip club? Sorry to the stripper womens out there, my sending these losers your way.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/555333358.html

Pretty sure this is the same guy as above with full on face photo (how can I tell? Hmmm, 150 pounder requirement). A-ha! And YIKES to that mug!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/555318000.html

I wonder if he would be threatened by a womens who could spell? Would he give the womens a discount at CVS? I need some new lipstick.....hmmmm. If he's just looking for a date, aren't there lots of womens in and out at the CVS who he could ask out?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/555293237.html

He obviously hasn't looked at the mens looking for woment on CL to understand that the mens are like the woment who post on here. What a loser ass tool and why doesn't he just shut the fuck up?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/555153176.html

Monkey-Ass Monday (with a bonus: a monkey from my hometown)

2008-01-28T14:21:00.000-05:00

MONKEY'S in the DC AREA:

Womens, we have a new one...we are now referred to as "woment". What I want to do is respond to this dumb fuck just to meet him and kick him in the balls. I hate him. I hate how he wrote his ad. He's top of the list right now of the ultimate "men who make us gag" because of all the LOL's, hahahaha's, all of the all cap words and all of the incorrect spellings. What a fuck-wad.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/554381646.html

I like how he looks as though he's having a ball in the tattoo photo. I am perplexed about mentioning the hip replacement surgery. I am just perplexed.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/554551671.html

I can't imagine a womens interested in having this guy explore her body. Mens, please use the blurred out option for your face instead of a green mask. It makes you look like satan of the aliens.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/554542445.html

POSTING FROM CRAWFORDSVILLE, INDIANA (aka: my hometown)

Womens one of the many reasons I moved away from Crawfordsville is what you are about to see here. Let's face it, he's lying, he is not buff as there aren't any gyms in town. And I will bet you that he is searching for a womens to convert her to his faith.
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/m4w/553269356.html

Oh, snap!!! Here is Rodney again...what did I tell you?! Womens, always listen to me. Anyone care to TRY and explain the Marilyn Monroe and macaroni references?
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/m4w/509907605.html

Shit! Rodney, Rodney, Rodney. Poor Rodney is desperate. His "P.S." addresses his terrible photo which is certainly not him looking buff and his "P.P.S." makes him sound like a total pussy.
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/m4w/537656764.html

PATHETIC POSTING FROM INDIANAPOLIS

Hot guy? More like Stretch Armstrong in high wasted denim. Nice phone. What a tool.
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/m4w/522468528.html

Desperate Friday

2008-01-25T10:59:00.000-05:00

In photo #1, I like that he went to JCrew and bought a new outfit for his loser mirror photo. Regarding photo #2, if you are promoting your 8 inches of fun, move the shampoo bottle in front of the mirror so we can have a better look. Can you please post a mirror photo of your thick tongue? We womens need to see what we are in for.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/551038117.html

This is just one of those postings that makes me really question why these mens put this stuff online and think that a womens will respond.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/551014039.html

Zing!! I almost peed in my panties reading this, it's fantastic. "I have a lick-her license". Damn. That is GOOD.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/550962143.html

I am posting this because I am sick of looking at it all the fucking time. He has posted every single day for the past week that I know of. STOP IT. NO ONE IS INTERESTED. What is with you and your truck?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/550770420.html

This is for all you people who are bored and don't care about indents. WARNING: it might take you an hour to read this.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/550680828.html

Hate. Because you said that you are the white guy in the pic. We womens are not retarded. We see pic, we see ONE guy. We come to the conclusion that it's you. White or black or green, it doesn't matter, because there is ONE guy in the pic and we can tell that you are white.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/550483083.html

I must be going soft because I am posting this to congratulate a mens who actually posts some decent photos. Although the one on the chair with guitar is making my eye twitch a little, and he looks consistently stoned, he isn't being a loser ass mirror guy or a scaredy-cat blurring out his face. And, womens...we do like it when mens are straight to the point, am I right? None of that five pages of "I like, I want, you should be, LOL" bullshit.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/550454671.html

Dumb-Ass Mens Wednesday

2008-01-23T13:27:00.000-05:00

Are you a woman trapped in a man's body? Oh, whoops...that's a whole different story...This boy-mens is creeping me out with his weird boy-mens/girl-womens sex chatter.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/548752679.html

Hello to my older womens looking for a younger mens on CL! Here's someone who you might enjoy the wines with and drawing smiley faces with!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/548910308.html

I first just wanted to post this because whatever he is sitting in front of makes him look like he has a red bow in his hair.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/548887278.html
But then he had to go and list his myspace URL....Here's his myspace page in case you are that bored today (please notice that he has a friend titled "I fart constantly") www.myspace.com/trs_rex

Marriege? If he wants it so bad, he should learn how to spell it. When looking for a womens on CL is it necessary to type in all caps "Not convicted in any crimes"? Also, what does he mean "wants to marry a lovely and simple woman like me"? Is HE a woman, too? Very confusing. I do think he/she wants a cute womens to wipe his ass and feed his ugly mug. (was slightly tempted to email him to get his webpage to see what is so freaking special about him, but believe it or not, I am busy today and will just make the assumption that he is ugly).
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/548898566.html

Us womens clearly get that you mens are white when you post a photo and you don't need to tell us you are white (however, there are times when you mens tan way too much, so we do need clarification in those instances). And, fill out an application for employment? Are you wanting a maid or a partner in life?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/548784665.html

This guy is looking for a womens who is beautiful, sweet and smart. Can you believe it? Although he doesn't expect his womens to own a car or have a Zip Car membership, he does want her to wear big hoopy earrings. Women's, oh womens...do you really want to go back to his place where he has a bare mattress under that germ infected thing he calls a blanket and possibly sit in his fancy white plastic chairs next to his bed?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/548540186.html

Wait! Santa Fe, New Mexico is in the United States?? LOL!!! OMG!! Rule #1: when posting a personal ad on CL, do not wait till you have consumed your 8th jack and coke, Rule #2: Learn how to spell and use punctuation, are you looking for an idiot like yourself? Rule #3: Don't post a photo of yourself looking shit-faced.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/548646470.html

And the big wrap-up of today's CL:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/548740432.html

Tuesday's dirt, I mean mens, of the day

2008-01-22T11:50:00.000-05:00

I am stunned. Is it more loser-like to post a photo of yourself standing in front of the mirror with your picture phone or sitting in front of a mirror with your photo taking laptop?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/547269367.html

That's a photogenic tongue, womens! And if you don't mind that he is into the casual hook-ups and one night stands then I think you should reply that you dig his tongue and are interested in your vagina melting and developing random ooze from his diseased penis.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/547198932.html

Here's another cheap loser ass posting on CL and taking pictures of himself in his mom's bathroom. Not sexy, mens. Really. and no I am not LOL'ing about what I am saying.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/547115159.html

Let me break this down for my womens:
1. He's educated but non-educated in the grammar and spell check arena.
2. He demands you quit smoking after 2 weeks of being with him, because it's about him.
3. He expects blow-jobs too soothe your oral needs, it's about you, not him.
4. He expects you to have a great health plan (Womens, this is a whole new category from our mens on CL wanting us to own a car).
5. He loves the kid who lives with him, not the one who doesn't
6. He has a landing strip on his chin...(need I say more?)
7. He's the mens of all mens
8. Did you pay attention?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/547038408.html

If (and I say IF) he's on a VERY discreet website to meet people of status, then why is he hitting the bar scene and meeting low quality womens? (I have to interrupt myself here by saying that there ARE quality womens at bars....I am going to one tonight...I believe I am a quality womens and the womens I am going with to said bar is a quality women) ok, ok, ok... And if (again, IF) he is on a VERY discreet website to meet people of status, is he just insulting the mens and womens of CL to say that they are not of status and in turn insulting himself? Womens, this mens is a liar. liar. liar. Oh, and a cheesy mens.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/546971129.html

Snoozeville Monday

2008-01-21T13:28:00.001-05:00

Boring posts today, or maybe I am just not impressed. But the married guy with the tanned-banana-hammock slinging penis from Friday re-posted today. Surprising.

He's coming out of a bathroom. There is a poster of a tiger(?) on the wall. There are old fashioned little pics on the wall. He lives in Franconia. His mom's basement?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/546155375.html

I almost fell asleep reading this ad. He's looking for a woman with as shitty music tastes as he has. Why mention politics if you don't talk about politics?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/546096669.html

My body is tingling all over thinking about his married bald-head and hairy chest...LOL!!!! (please, for the love of all womens, stop using lol!)
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/546061517.html

Does a good woman still exist? It's doubtful, we all suck. Read this one if you want to roll your eyes and if you are very bored.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/546029683.html

(IF) he (wants to have sex with you) he will pay for your meal (the 2nd time) you get together. (I bet he will end up paying for meal #1 if he wants to have sex with you) but you are on your own for meeting #1. (what the fuck?)
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/545906867.html

This is one of the most pathetic ones. right?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/545893179.html

The typical myspace mirror pic? Aren't all the loser mens doing this?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/545800889.html

Potential mens for your weekend pleasure

2008-01-18T10:43:00.000-05:00

What the fuck would a ballerina be doing on Craigslist? I think she is busy. You triple dog dare me to pose as a ballerina?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/542807131.html

First of all, he doesn't look "white" to me. Tanning bed? Sunless tanning lotion? Who knows. But what I do know is this: if you are in a sexless and emotionless marriage, perhaps you should take your tanned muscle energy and banana hammock penis to the sex therapist along with your wife. Maybe, just maybe...you will find out that YOU turn her off.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/542691626.html

Right. I've heard THAT before "LTR always possible" sure sure sure.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/542438419.html

Although I loved this sweet poem, I think Carmel Kat ignored English class beginning around 4th grade. But regardless, I loved this poem. Am not sure if this is a woman or a man, perhaps both. Interesting!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/542367055.html

What is an American Arabic? Is this mens a form of the English and Arabic language? And I LOVE fried food, but a Girlfried? I don't know. That is pushing it. My advice mens in search of womens, eh-hem, girlfrieds, know yourself first then post an ad, who knows, you might get a couple of responses from womens who are dipped in something fried-tastic. (I had to ignore the pic in the limo because it's too fried-cheesy).

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/542250376.html

Impressive.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/542887571.html

Is it impossible mens to limit the usage of "lol" to 1 max? Please, when writing your desperate plea to the womens on CL, refrain from sharing that you sound like a chipmunk, not impressive. Please have paid attention in English class for more than 5 minutes every year of your schooling, and please be clear about what you mean by "shiny things". Please be kind to the past womens in your life and do not post her photo on your ad, she deserves A LOT better. This posting should be listed on it's own special CL list titled "What the fuck?" and it will definitely go on the top 10 list of "Holy Shit, This Dude Could Procreate".
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/543092535.html

CL- Houston flavor

2008-01-17T14:52:00.000-05:00

Once a week I will post some favorite dudes in search of their womens from a different city other than Washington, DC.

Here's a little Houston mans search for his womens:

He might want to take a few moments between snap shots of his tats to pick the garbage off his floor.
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/542296914.html

I like his last photo and I like that he wants a babe who doesn't smoke crack, especially if she sold her wheels for the crack. But what the F is up with guys wanting all the womens to have a car? What, oh what, is wrong with the womens having a Zip Car membership?
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/542175856.html

I want to just caution my womens looking at this posting and thinking that maybe you will send a pic of your pretty feet to him by saying to you a simple "don't".
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/541620539.html

Here's an example my sustainable seafood friends will appreciate CATCH AND RELEASE. Not only should you look at this posting and immediately forget him, but this guy has caught some big ass fish, probably the only two that were left in the Gulf of Mexico this size. Dumb ass.
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/541484120.html

A GREAT tan line to go with a great screen name.
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/540901463.html

Just posting this to prove that mans all over the country refer to a woman as a women. (and how his photo, that was probably taken by a Filipino nurse, looks like Michael Douglas).
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/539382135.html

In addition to creating a CL list that titles "Holy Shit, This Dude Could Procreate", I am going to create a CL list that titles "Womens With Cars Need Only To Reply". (NOTE: for some crazy reason, the link below keeps pointing back to Michael Douglas Filipino nurse fetish guy and not the link intended. But none the less... there are a lot of mens out there wanting their womens or potential womens to have a car).
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/538582050.html

I don't understand....my Winnie the Pooh married my Hollie Hobbie about 20 years ago....so....Winnie???
http://houston.craigslist.org/m4w/538279608.html

Thursday edition of men who make us gag

2008-01-17T13:41:00.000-05:00

It's the Thursday edition to "Men Who Make Us Gag" it is the prelude to the desperate Friday/Weekend version, as Thursday's are more tame and then by nightfall...they get really desperate and tomorrow I am sure there will be dozens of crazy/disgusting/needy postings to share...

I think this guy has issues with grammar and spelling. Oh, and black women.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/542085084.html

another rant...but a lovely ode.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/542069424.html

Is it just me, or does he really look like he wants to kill us all? Maybe with his strong marathon tongue? (I just had this visual pop in my head from the 1980's series "V" and he has a lizard-like tongue that will zip out and snap our heads off if we get a little whiny).
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/541731921.html

I don't know what to say.....
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/541442286.html

Kevin.....Federline.......is that you????? It's a simply thing, Kevin!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/542205539.html

I am going to start a new CL email blast that is titled "Holy Shit, This Dude Could Procreate":
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/541506796.html

I've noticed on several postings that a girl with a car is a must. I feel sorry for the girls who are perfect in every way, but not a car owner, who are rejected. Maybe the guys should say "sign up for Zip Car and we could have a chance to all of you non-car owning womens out there"
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/542184837.html

I am only listing this to make fun of myself, because when I read the subject, my mind read "Unrepentant Butt Fun" and I was thinking..what the hell? Then my mind finally grabbed onto the fact that the BUTT was actually BUT. BUT then again, his posting is a little weird.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/542179844.html

Back on the wagon

2008-01-16T14:32:00.000-05:00

I am back on the wagon quest for the CL'sters men in search of a woman *NOT for myself*! who make us want to gag, laugh, be stunned by, but mostly make us gag. And...I have some time on my hands.

A few of you are new to this email list, you don't have to check any of this out... it's all in fun...but listed below are some Craigslist postings that you might think are as funny, or weird, or as disgusting as I did. Enjoy!

Thomas, Thomas, Thomas...what is up with that last photo? He dashed all my hopes with that one...
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/541074942.html

This one made me throw up a little in my mouth. And, is he trying to suck in his stomach? Is he creepy? he's creepy.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/540687881.html

ooooh, wanting a little chocolate action...
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/m4w/541014986.html

Can we say "insecure"??
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/540983047.html

What active and athletic person plays tennis in jeans? I don't understand why he has to emphasize the "get up, get out, go do something" he needs to chill out.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/m4w/540977148.html